Okay, so here I am housesitting for my friend, doing my best to take care of the place while she's traveling. I just went into the kitchen for a glass of water and discovered the linoleum floor is covered in foam bubbles that completely swallow my feet up to my ankles. What looks like an alien blob creature has oozed all the way into the den, threatening to swallow Eli the cat, as well. Evidently I put the wrong dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher and released some kind of foam demon into our dimension. But don't panic, the world is still safe. I slayed the bubbly beast with a roll of paper towels.